Thents

Updated 7/24/2026: I have blundered, which resulted in rolls of Thents being made. Read Below

Updated 6/2/2026: I am now accepting pre-orders for Thents.

The U.S. Mint became so Embarrassed by their thin pennies that they gave up on making them.

I am surprised it took the Mint this long to realize how small and Ineffectual they were.

It is my plan to mint thicker cents to fill the Hole the Mint cannot.

If You Want Some Thick Coin

I have partnered with a Firm to take pre-orders.

Legal Issue, Theo?

I e-Mailed U.S. Mint to ask if I can make Cent coin in wake of their abdication:

The Mint said Yes so I grew a beard to comply with U.S. Coin Law.

You can see I am fully compliant due to the evidence above.

LEGAL STATEMENT:
	"I have a beard now so I can do it."

My Thicker Pennies

Thents feature a much meatier handfeel compared to U.S. pennies, owing to their heftier size and sturdier material.

U.S. Mint has been phoning it in for decades by using inferior "Zinc" in their puny coins, which is a fake metal.

Thents are 100% pure Copper, which is a real metal.
Following in the tradition of my thnickels, there is much more coin per coin.

The difference is obvious. Thickness is Value.
Do not be thin and pathetic like a penny or my grandson. Get some thickness, get some Respect. And maybe a Job

Take a long hard gaze at my beautiful new designs below. As always I welcome feedback if it is positive and respectful to me.

Beautiful New Designs

Reverse (back) A squating coin, flexing its Values "Numm Crass Omnib" (abbr. motto) "Hefty Coin Nation" "One Thent" On the back it is Leg Day	Obverse (front) Theo bust (enbearded) "In Mass We Trust" "Respect" 2026 (date I took over from U.S. Mint) On the front it is Beard Day

The Mint

I have upgraded my minting facility. My wife said I had to move out of our garage so I am now located in the Shed.

theodore in shed, new location of his mint

Do not worry, the move has not affected my most powerful minting Tool (me)!

Once again, It is coining time.

It Is Safe To Do This

Some coin enthusiasts have asked me if there is any Health or Safety issue to worry about when Enlarging the pennie.

Examine this photo:

Does this look "UNSAFE" to you?

It should, if you are a Bad Guy, due to its excellent self-defense potential.

If you are not on the Receiving end of the thickness (i.e. you are a Good Guy wielding a thick Coin),
then all you will feel is Satisfaction from its heft, and Safety from its utility.

You are interested in Thents

I am now taking pre-orders for Thick Cents.

Updates

Updated 7/24/2026: I have blundered, which resulted in rolls of Thents being made.

roll of thpennies
Some thpennies were of poorer Quality so I rolled them up in units of 10.1 Coins each.
They are for sale in order to disperse my Shame.

Updated 6/2/2026: I am now accepting pre-orders for Thents.

Updated 5/21/2026: I have received nearly 1000 emails about Thents. Please be patient as I work out the Details of this.
Do not hesitate to send me a message if you want Some. I will respond when able.