Welcome to Theodore's Thick GOLD Coins

Hello this is Theodore Nichols again.
I am now making gold and silver coins because of Randy Peaner.

Updated 2/16/2026: The last silver thnickel (serial #77) sold at auction.

Click to visit Randy's web site

The Beginning: Thnickels

I succeeded in my original quest to make heftier Coins. I have been proven Correct and Trustworthy in the numismatic realm.

The photo above shows a legion of my regular Thnickels arrayed for battle (self defense).
These coins are giving hundreds of new owners an enlarged sense of Respect and Security.

However, another need has arisen, which cannot be resolved with brute strength, no matter how formidable.

What has happened, Theodore?

I gifted some regular Thnickels to City Councilman Randy Peaner, to commemorate and respect his reelection campaign.

The gift embarrassed my wife, because it was not prestigious enough to honor Councilman Peaner according to his substantial worth.

She said she cannot love a man, much less continue baking him meatloaf, who gifts in such an unceremonious and dull way.

City Councilman Randy Peaner	My wife Doreen holding the last meatloaf I will ever taste unless I correct my ways.

I have grown accustomed to having the meatloaf. I must make the coins worthy of Peaner's prestige.

The Plan

Theo's Thick Coin Mint will produce a limited batch of highly valuable GOLD and SILVER thnickels,
guaranteed to generate the necessary esteem to honor Randy Peaner, city councilman.

As the owner of the mint I can do this.

However, I lack the financial resources to begin such a costly project.
That is why I am hosting a pre-order sale for some of these precious thick coins.

To qualify, you must:

Possess a sharp Investor's Mind Wield a hefty Investor's Wallet Desire, above all else, Prestige in the form of a meaty metal cylinder Optional: already own a regular thnickel (to Protect your investment)

With your help, I can coin the Heftiest precious coins of all time, satisfying my wife
and honoring City Councilman Randy Peaner.

You will own an immense (and immensly valuable) collectible Coin.
I will have a wife who continues baking meatloaf for me to enjoy.

	If You Qualify And Want Thick Prestige
I have partnered with someone to take pre-orders for these precious coins. Pre-Order Now

Update: The Coins Have Been Minted

I have minted all 77 Silver coins, and some of the Gold coins. You can see about the mintage numbers here

I have given Randy Peaner one of these silver Thnickels, to honor his position as councilman.
I was planning to give him a gold thnickel but when my wife saw it she Wanted it and said silver is enough Prestige for Mr. Peaner.

When you gaze upon the beauty of the Gold you can see why my Wife thought this.

All thick silver and gold coins have a display box and a Certificate to confirm realness.

MY WIFE SAYS I HAVE TO SELL ALL 7 GOLD THNICKELS. She still refuses to bake meatloaf for me until I do this.

Get Involved

Please help spread the word about my new GOLD coins.

P.O.A.F.

(Print Out A Flyer)

Post it in your neighborhood or city to let the people know about gold/silver thnickels.

NUMMOS CRASSIORES OMNIBUS

If you want a gold or silver thnickel coin, and you qualify
based on the list above, please e-Mail me.

e-Mail Theodore: theo@thick-coins.net