Welcome to Theodore's Thick Coins
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"Thicker coins for all."
"Thicker coins for all."
Hello this is Theodore Nichols and welcome to my world wide web page.
Updated 6/2/2026: New 2026 Thnickels are now available for pre-order.
Updated 5/18/2026: I am now makingRead more Updates below.
Nickels are too thin we need a much heftier coin. That is why I am making thicker coins in my new minting facility.
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Some burglars recently entered my garage to pilfer my things. The only weapon nearby was a bag of nickels, which I brandished at the ruffians.
The burglars laughed at me about the slight bag of coins. They did not respect me or fear my purse.
They stole the nickels and my best push broom. I have never felt so humiliated.That's when I resolved to NEVER be disrespected about my pocketchange again.
My new coins have a much meatier handfeel when compared to currency from the U.S. Mint.
The enhanced weight is both satisfying to good guys and threatening to bad guys.
You can see in the photograph above how pathetically thin a regular "nickel" is between my fingers.
The "thnickel" is substantial and solid, there is much more coin per coin.
Feel free to review my designs below. I welcome feedback on the designs as long as it is positive and respectful of me.
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Obverse (front)
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Reverse (back)
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I have converted my garage into a mint. I am dedicated to producing enough thnickels for everyone in need of respect.
My new state of some art facility is equipped with several tools and a powerful workhorse (me)!
It is coining time.
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2026 Thnickels are now available for pre-order. |
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Please visit my mintages page to see how many thick coins have been produced.
Updated 6/2/2026: New 2026 Thnickels are now available for pre-order.
Updated 5/18/2026: I am now making Thents (Thick Cents) because the Mint decided to Quit.
Updated 2/16/2026: The last silver thnickel (serial #77) was sold at auction.
Updated 1/7/2026: I finished my third batch of Thnickels. There were 426 regular thnickels and 30 special Hard Thnickels.
Updated 10/15/2025: My 3rd batch of Thnickels is being minted. Pre-orders sold out.
Updated 8/11/2025: I have opened a new coin grading service.
Updated 7/28/2025: My second batch of Thnickels is done. There were 289 thick coins. You can buy one while they last. BATCH 2 SOLD OUT
Updated 7/16/2025: I am now making gold and silver Thnickels
Updated 7/1/2025: My first batch of Thnickels is Finished. There were 285 coins in it. See images below.
Observe how I feel very Safe and Powerful with the heft of a thick coin sinking into my palm.
Update 5/6/2025 My neighbor hurt himself and is now Beefing with me about the coins. He has not returned my prototype thnickels yet. Please help me share awareness of this situation.
Updated 5/1/2025: I have partnered with someone to help me take pre-orders for thnickels. Slots limited.
Updated 4/30/2025: I have received hundreds of e-Mails from my flyer. I told my grandson that flyers still work in this day and age. He said societal media is the only way, but I was right. And he is still very thin. Thank you all for the interest, I will be in touch.
-Theo
Updated 4/24/2025: Thank you for the huge interest in my coins. Yes there are some pre order slots left but going fast.
Please help spread the word about my coins.
P.O.A.F.
(Print Out A Flyer)
Post it in your neighborhood or city to let the people know about thnickels.
If you want a thnickel coin or have any questions about my new mint please e-Mail me or call my phone.
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| e-Mail Theodore: theo@thick-coins.net |
| Phone call: (724) 384-7729 |
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